1. Date a boy who makes you happy, but marry him only if he makes you laugh deep-belly rumbles that hurt your ribs as they expand outwards. Date him when he sees that you’re hurting and he gives you a moment to feel that pain like a handprint spreading across your consciousness, marry him only if he can make you smile even while you’re gross sobbing. The world is not a kind place. You will feel a lot of pain. Make sure you are with someone who makes it all bearable. Humor is an excellent gauge of intelligence. Life gets boring. Find someone who makes the banal interesting.

2. Make sure he has scars on the back of his hands, it’s a good sign he has experience either fighting or making things - creation is an act of selflessness and bruised knuckles are a good sign he knows how to defend himself. You’ve got too much soul to be handled by someone who has never been passionate. If he’s never thrown a punch, let him at least have tasted the insanity of bringing an idea into existence. Rough palms are better than soft ones, they have been salted by this earth and made into leather. Callouses are evidence he has lived, that he has broken skin and been in pain over and over and over again and still came back to the source of it. People rub against each other. Don’t marry him if he can’t handle even a little blister.

3. Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting,see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.

4. Trust your instincts. If he ever makes you feel unsafe, don’t make excuses, just get up and leave. That’s all there is to it. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

5. If he puts money before you, he’ll keep pushing you to the bottom of the pile until you become his last priority. It’s one thing if he can’t afford what you want, it’s another if he has the cash but won’t spring for a box of chicken mcnuggets. Money and love are arch enemies. 62% of divorces occur due to economic strain. Make sure keeping you is more important than his 401k.

6. How a man treats animals is a good indicator of how he treats children. If you see him raise a hand to a dog, pack your things into a little black bag. Animals at their worst are only half as annoying as a toddler on their best behaviour. Your kids will be beautiful, but they will also misbehave. Same goes for waiters and hotel maids - if he’s rude to those who are working for minimum wage, it says a lot about how he sees himself. Patience is rare and so important. If he’s not forgiving to a dog, he’s not good for your kids.

7. If he isn’t in awe of you, he doesn’t deserve you. You are my little girl and you were born perfect. If he can’t see that, it’s his loss. There is someone who thinks your flaws power his heart. Be strong. If he asks you to change, be like like rock of your birthstone, do not waver. You are wondrous just the way that you are.

My father’s recipe for the man I should marry (part 1/2 of a series). /// r.i.d  (via inkskinned)

i never reblog shit like this but damn. damn. 

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"Do you want to be a queen?"

"No. I want to be the queen.”

oh yeah! all hail! the new queen! <3 smart ass mofo!

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Something’s missing

omfg the tyrells are brilliant fooking! wtf XD hahaha


Something’s missing

omfg the tyrells are brilliant fooking! wtf XD hahaha

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I live for Margaery’s withering look



I live for Margaery’s withering look


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Margaery knows how to play Joffrey

cant wait for the cake! <3

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Purple Wedding facial reactions, pt1.

when will that damn cake come! <3

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what to say in an awkward situation


You did it! You did it! YEAH!

Well played! all hail the new queen! <3

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omg that look she gives at the end. evil has to die know.

geoffreys dead lets rejoice! <3

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It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

Just measure earth and estimate based on the four corners where the water both begins at the same end. You wont get the actual number but you’ll get an estimate since scientist pretty much said/found out that earth has a core. someone probably knows how deep it is. We just don’t know it yet, because this is the internet. The person who posted this is probably not a scientist. then again I could be wrong because I am not a scientist either.

(Source: thatscienceguy)

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"[Daryl] isn’t phony. If he’s your friend, if he cares about you, he really cares about you. He would do anything for you. That’s a beautiful thing I think.” Norman Reedus

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I think its stands for Anarchy; a state of lawlessness and disorder. but I don’t really know.

(Source: abrahamfuckingford)

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